B.A.C to Normality Midwifery Services

Sometimes, someone comes along—a complete numpty.

 

Do Not Leave The Accountant In Charge of Your Business……!!!!!

From: Amanda Garside [mailto:amandagarside3@aol.com]
Sent: 07 December 2011 11:16
To: 'Bhanu Patel'; 'Claire Jarrett'; 'Lyndon Page'; 'Binder Tour'; 'info@abelesolutions.co.uk'
Subject: RE: Midwifery information on site

 

Update required for again another late payment for services due.

I have contacted Daniels Silverman and in process of collating debt recovery procedures.

Amanda and Claire

 

-----Original Message-----

From: Lyndon Page [mailto:LPage@grasshopperholdings.co.uk]

Sent: 07 December 2011 11:26

To: Amanda Garside; Bhanu Patel; Claire Jarrett; Binder Tour; info@abelesolutions.co.uk

Subject: RE: Midwifery information on site

 

Hi both.

You demanded payment yesterday!

Bacs payments take 3 days to process. We are not going to make a Chaps payment, with the £25.00 cost for this service for such a nominal amount.

Mr Matto, the MD, is not back in the office until tomorrow, he has been away since Monday evening on business, and we can only leave him a message to contacts us, when he gets a break from his meetings.

There is no issue about you getting paid, so I do not see what your issue is with threatening us with Debt Collection Agencies. Time of the month? Maybe

I find it strange that you have included Abele Solutions to receive your e-mails, what has it got to do with him? And what do you expect to do about it or get out of it?

I am sure Mr Matto will pay both of your outstanding invoices for £697.00, by Bacs tomorrow, upon his return.

Thank you ladies

Lyndon Page

Grasshopper Group Accountant

 

-----Original Message-----
From: Amanda Garside [mailto:amandagarside3@aol.com]
Sent: 07 December 2011 11:44
To: 'Lyndon Page'; 'Bhanu Patel'; 'Claire Jarrett'; 'Binder Tour'; 'info@abelesolutions.co.uk'
Subject: No it is not my time of the MONTH!!!

 

Lyndon,

My dear patronising is not the word - time of the month??  You are having a laugh???  Here's hoping Abel are having a laugh as well.

I am not going to get into a discussion about payments.  All our payments have been minimum 3 weeks late - You were given ample warning since the end of November that any further late payments would not be tolerated.  Bhanu himself sent an email stating that no further payments would be late.

So sorry you find our nominal payment not worth £25 for a chaps payment.  It has now increased to £300 as I have hit send on the debt recovery for your damn right rudeness.

We would, in future prefer to be contacted by a professional from the company and not the monkey.

If January's payment is one hour late - that too will be sent to debt recovery.

Seasonal not time of the month greetings.

Amanda and Claire.

P.S I will forward you your own personal copies of all emails sent in reference to payment.

 

-----Original Message-----
From: Lyndon Page [mailto:LPage@grasshopperholdings.co.uk]
Sent: 07 December 2011 11:43
To: Amanda Garside
Subject: RE: No it is not my time of the MONTH!!!

 

I thought that I had deleted that before I sent it, but hey ho

 

-----Original Message-----
From: Lyndon Page [mailto:LPage@grasshopperholdings.co.uk]
Sent: 07 December 2011 11:47
To: Amanda Garside
Subject: RE: No it is not my time of the MONTH!!!

 

Dear Amanda

 

You will not receive the £300 that you refer to in your e-mail. As advised in my e-mail, your payments are guaranteed, it just needs Mr Matto to give the nod.

We are expecting his call around lunchtime.

I will advise you of his comments.

Kind regards

Lyndon G Page

Grasshopper Group Accountant

 

From: Lyndon Page [mailto:LPage@grasshopperholdings.co.uk]
Sent: 07 December 2011 12:04
To: Amanda Garside; Bhanu Patel; Claire Jarrett; Binder Tour; info@abelesolutions.co.uk
Subject: RE: Midwifery information on site

 

Good afternoon both.

Mr Matto has just telephoned in response to the message that I left him on his answer phone.

He has confirmed to me that I can pay both of your outstanding invoices immediately.

I shall be processing the Bacs payment as soon as I finish this e-mail.

Payment will be cleared into your nominated bank account on Friday December 9th 2011.

Regards

Lyndon G Page

Grasshopper Group Accountant

 

-----Original Message-----
From: Amanda Garside [mailto:amandagarside3@aol.com]
Sent: 07 December 2011 12:17
To: 'Lyndon Page'; 'Bhanu Patel'
Cc: 'Claire Jarrett'
Subject: RE: Midwifery information on site

I wouldn't rush - this has now been sent for debt recovery.  The £300 is not for me - it is the fees the company will charge you for the recovery.

I will not be spoken to in the manner you have done and when explaining to John why he now has an extra £300 to pay you can explain it was my time of the month.

From this time on, all communication will be through Daniels Silverman.

 

-----Original Message-----
From: Lyndon Page [mailto:LPage@grasshopperholdings.co.uk]
Sent: 07 December 2011 12:29
To: Amanda Garside
Subject: RE: Midwifery information on site

 

Hello Amanda

I fail to see how you can appoint a firm of debt collectors when we guaranteed payment of your Invoices? And we only asked you to wait a maximum of ONE further day.

Kind regards

Lyndon Page.

 

-----Original Message-----

From: amandagarside3@aol.com [mailto:amandagarside3@aol.com]

Sent: 07 December 2011 12:49

To: Lyndon Page

Cc: Claire IM Jarrett

Subject: Re: Midwifery information on site

 

Must be my time of the month!!

X

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-----Original Message-----
From: Lyndon Page [mailto:LPage@grasshopperholdings.co.uk]
Sent: 07 December 2011 12:44
To: amandagarside3@aol.com
Subject: RE: Midwifery information on site

 

No probs